RAINY DAY WOMAN

Rain, rain, go away

Why'd you ruin my special day?

I'm not going to Woman Song

It'll be raining there all day long.

Driving 300 miles in heavy showers

Is not a fun way to spend my hours.

Artists, vendors, I feel your pain,

And singers hate "singin' in the rain"!

I wanted to be a Woman Wild

Now I'm just a pouting child.

The radar screen is totally green

But I am blue - get what I mean?

It'll be cold too - only 60 degrees;

I'll need hot soup and an afghan, please.

You can tell that I'm depressed;

The dogs are all muddy - what a mess.

It's ruining Bismarck's Powwow too;

That's Mother Nature, what can you do?

It'll rain on the Natives' pretty parade

And the beautiful costumes that they made.

I guess it's time to end this drivel,

Before it makes your poor head swivel.

I think I'll just go back to bed

And pull the covers up over my head.